Mainstreamisms: Decoding the Media Satire. (Well, most of it.)
Allegedly/illegibly the darkest thoughts of @ImranGarda

Effects of militia attack that killed the child, not exacerbated by the journalists who require the grieving eyewitness mother to describe the ordeal (preferably with tears) in a thirty second soundbite. If it’s over thirty seconds, get her to do it again until she gets it right.