Mainstreamisms: Decoding the Media Satire. (Well, most of it.)
Allegedly/illegibly the darkest thoughts of @ImranGarda

Foil-But1st-Instigate. Federal Bureau specialising in deploying undercover agents to hatch terror plot among young, disenfranchised youth. Then swoop to foil given plot, arrest disenfranchised youth and in the process save lives, western civilization.