Mainstreamisms: Decoding the Media Satire. (Well, most of it.)
Allegedly/illegibly the darkest thoughts of @ImranGarda

Bloody Shi’a ritual during Iranian Ashura religious festival involving bare-backed whipping with leather instruments. Known to anger some US politicians, one stating: “They get to do stuff like that in public, while I have to pay good money for it and be very careful about privacy. I think we should bomb them.”